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  • Carefully selecting the least dead rose 7-11 has to offer

 

  • Seductively breathing in and out of paper bag

 

  • Watching a classy porno, like, with a plot and everything.

 

  • Listen: You got the boom-box. You got the Peter Gabriel tape cued up. C’mon, Mike, you can do this!!

 

  • Look, we came all this way; can we at least try to have a nice time?

 

  • Eating inside the Burger King. And if my wittle fuddy wuddy wants a booth, that’s what my cutesy wutesy shootsie gets!

 

  • Fine. Don’t call your mother. It’s not like she gave birth to you or anything.

 

  • Well, I’m sorry we can’t be more like the Weinstein’s! I guess they are just better people than we are!

 

  • Hungry Man Meatloaf dinner, but with the Fried Chicken brownie dessert.

 

  • Make love, I guess.

 

  • Robocop!