Is it normal…


The answer to this question is a bit of a dicey one, and comes two-fold.

1) Is it normal to have pimples on your penis? Not really. I mean, it’s about as normal as it is for one to mistake sores for pimples.

2) If you are a female and posing this question, then the answer is simple: he’s lying to you.



Why do idiots…


Why do idiots cut themselves? Because it keeps our parents from divorcing, obviously.

Another strange result is that somehow idiots not only cut themselves, but also become managers, they get ahead, and they believe in god. It’s almost as if idiots are people. The next time your idiot boss makes another idiotic demand of you, just remember that he goes home and cuts himself while worshipping a sentient deity that loves him very, very much.