The E! Channel will be launching it’s 100th countdown show by listing their 100 greatest countdown shows.

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“It’s like, awesome,” said Veronica Pladsmith, Director of Programming at E! “We are known for our celebrity countdown shows, and we’re like, super-proud that our 100th countdown show will count down our other 99 greatest countdown shows.”

It’s true. The E! Channel first started with their countdown shows back in 2001 with their hit documentary, “50 Greatest Celebrity Miscarriages,” where comedians and professional celebrity historians recalled all the famous actresses that had miscarriages, and commented on how beautiful the misbegotten babies might have been.

The number one miscarriage belonged to Bruce Willis and Demi Moore’s 2nd miscarriage back in 1991. “It would have been such a sexy baby if it actually developed,” said show commentator Becky Helmouth. “I wish I had a miscarriage that hot! But I need a boyfriend first.”
The list of E! countdown shows are infamous, and professional countdown show enthusiasts are extremely curious about which E! countdown show will make the # 1 spot.

“Well, I definitely know that their documentary, ’25 Greatest Child Celebrity Murders’ will make the top 5,” said the lonely, lonely, lonely, Helmouth. “And it wouldn’t be a great countdown show if they didn’t include the countdown show, ’50 Greatest Celebrity 911 Calls,'” Helmouth theorized, “Or wait! Maybe the show, ‘Top 9 Bullets That Pierced Tupac’!”

Whatever the other results may be, it seems pretty obvious that the number one E! countdown show will be the countdown show that counts down all of the best E! Channel countdown shows.