Billy Joel Suffers Heart Attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack
Billy Joel, the internationally famous songwriter, suffered a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack yesterday in his penthouse apartment in Manhattan, and was rushed to Mt. Sinai Hospital. His condition has been upgraded to stable.
“It was a real eye opener for me,” said the Rock and Roll Hall of Famer “I thought I would suffer from alcohol poisoning for sure, but not a heart attack.”
He is due to be released within the next few days, but will have to postpone his nationwide tour. “I think I am going to take some time off and really appreciate the finer things in life. For instance, the next time I drive into someone’s living room, I won’t do it with a Chevy, but rather a Cadilac-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack.”