When a test pilot pulls the wrong lever at Mach 1.2, I like to get out the old guitar here… read moreLearn More
Registered voters have turned a blind eye to this nation’s rapid descent into apathetic madness. Just Shut Your Goddamn Eyes and Vote
Stay calm, everyone. Mike’s brother is a big fan of our stuff, so just relax! Get a Peek at What Makes Us Fail!
I don’t know much about world politics, but something tells me that the president of Russia must be a real terror on Family Game Night. I imagine that even picking out a game to play is probably a real challenge. … A Real Terror on Family Game Night
In all the time it took me to write you this letter, you would think I’d at least clean up the blood spatter. A subtle goodbye to wordpress.com
With another dreadful winter looming large, find comfort in your local grocer’s mart! Thank you for the hope, Nestle!
Both are musicians. Both have the same last name. What are we going to do?! Let’s Split some Adams!