…And what percentage of those 600,000 marriages gracefully mature themselves into murder-suicides? Read all about single living!Read all about single living!
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I’m going to need my full arsenal of insurance jargon to peel pack that bleach-white apron of hers. How to seduce FloHow to seduce Flo
Stuart is primed and ready to stroke his egotistical viewpoint all over your ignorant face. Drown yourself in his knowledgeDrown yourself in his knowledge
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Stay calm, everyone. Mike’s brother is a big fan of our stuff, so just relax! Get a Peek at What Makes Us Fail!
I don’t know much about world politics, but something tells me that the president of Russia must be a real terror on Family Game Night. I imagine that even picking out a game to play is probably a real challenge. … A Real Terror on Family Game Night
Let me tell you what I would have done since I wasn’t there and you didn’t even ask me in the first place. read more
With another dreadful winter looming large, find comfort in your local grocer’s mart! Thank you for the hope, Nestle!
What could possibly be wrong with a movie that advocates petty theft, statutory rape, and putting steaks on your beaten eye? Where’s the realism, dammit?