HomeMonitor appeals to the very specific demographic of upper-middle class Caucasian who live in just the right amount of fear where they will pay any amount to protect them...
Between the two options of ‘Curvy’ and ‘Morbidly Curvy’ are a wide berth of body types such as, ‘Fleshy,’ ‘Roly-Poly,’ and ‘Where’s My Cake,’ to name a few.
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T-Rod, upon hearing that Jennifer had nice breasts, responded appropriately by saying, "Nice."
"Because your skin is exactly the same as the husk of a melon," he said while miming a jerking-off motion with his hand. "Humans evolved from melons, right?"
Of all the Olympians who won the gold medal in the 1976 Men's Decathlon, Caitlyn Jenner is the first to have her scrotal tissue peeled into a labia majora
According to numerous sources inside the Eagles training camp locker room, Tebow has been accused of praying to not just his Christian god, but also to Muslim’s Allah, Hindu’s...
When the NFL mock draft is over, I will happily go back to my mock-wife and my mock-kids.